Becky: Can you guys afford this?
Dan: Well, the funniest thing happened the other day. I was out shooting at some food when out up through the ground came a bubbling crude.
Dan: They singled us out honey. We’re the tackiest house in the whole neighborhood.
Roseanne: Well, this year I say we go for the national title.
Roseanne: Well Dan, we’ve got two, count ‘em, two, daughters in college.
Dan: Yeah, we’re going to have a lot of explaining to do at the next white trash luncheon.
Dan: Well, the funniest thing happened the other day. I was out shooting at some food when out up through the ground came a bubbling crude.
Dan: They singled us out honey. We’re the tackiest house in the whole neighborhood.
Roseanne: Well, this year I say we go for the national title.
Roseanne: Well Dan, we’ve got two, count ‘em, two, daughters in college.
Dan: Yeah, we’re going to have a lot of explaining to do at the next white trash luncheon.